"If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go"
One evening Clark and Carole were at the Fred Macmurrays in Bel Air. Irene had created a lovely long white “souffle” evening gown for Carole (pictured), who was crazy about it and was wearing it for the first time.
“It was the most gorgeous white gown I’d ever seen. Fred had a beautiful pool - a fish pond. There were maybe thirty people sitting around it - it was summer and very hot. Carole jumped into the fish pond. Boom - like that. Clark laughed and laughed, saying, ‘Isn’t she wonderful? Isn’t she darling? Isn’t she marvelous?’ Carole went in the house and came back wearing a pair of Fred’s pajamas.”
(Source: ragsmartinjones, via theresvampireinyourcleavage)